GOD I ALREADY LOVE THIS GAME, HE'S GIVING METTATON FROM UNDERTALE
You have purchased the infamous, highly acclaimed as well as outrageously expensive OPTIMIZER22. It is going to turn your life around forever!
Looks like it takes its job a bit too seriously though.
How can you stop it? (And do you even want to...?)
Playtime: about 10 minutes
A bit more if you want to get all endings ;)
If you find any bugs, grammatical mistakes or passages that could be worded better, feel free to tell me! Any other constructive criticism is welcome as well.
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|Genre||Interactive Fiction, Visual Novel|
|Tags||2D, Comedy, Female Protagonist, First-Person, Funny, Multiple Endings, Robots, Short, Singleplayer|
|Average session||A few minutes|
|Accessibility||Color-blind friendly, Subtitles|
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lil savage critter
O-O WHY AM I GETTING FEELING FOR THE ROBOT-
RARHHHHH I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH, I GOT 4 ENDINGS, I THINK THATS ALL OF EM? EITHER WAY, THE WAY YOU WROTE THE SILLY LITTLE GUY IS AMAZING. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. MY LITTLE SKRUNKLE. MY DEVIOUS LITTLE CRITTER. CMERE.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. SUCH A SASSY LITTLE BOX. (both music and art ROCK too)
Alas, I am thrilled to bestow you the honor of being the second so far game from a small creator on itch.io to provide me with a new comfort character :D
I uh, showed this to some of my friends. They liked him very much, too much. I've released a great evil. They've made him on character.ai (privated i think). They've added him to their sexymans list. He's not safe. I am sorry.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE LITTLE GUY HAS EARNED HIS SPOT ON THE SEXYMAN LIST.
POV: ME OMW TO MAKE MY OWN CHARACTER.AI OF HIM BECAUSE THE ONE YOU MENTIONED IS APPARENTLY PRIVATED
(TO THE CREATOR OF THE GAME, IF YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH ME DOING THIS, I CAN MAKE IT A PUBLIC, FULLY FLESHED OUT ONE-I'M RATHER GOOD AT MAKING ACCURATE CHARACTER.AI BOTS. ALL I NEED IS A YES )
hell yes i knew i could get the end i wanted by crying in front of the robot
Absolutely amazing! big chuckles from me
I'm going to try and get every ending!! The OPTIMIZER22 is just so fun to talk to - even if it is very dedicated to ...optimizing